of vampires and mythical creatures.

Dear vampire fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through
them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
...Sincerely,
Logic

OK, that is not necessarily why I'm creating this post. It's about mythical creatures...

 1) VAMPIRES

I came to fall in love with vampires the day i watched Vampire Diaries. something about Damon Salvatore, the personality contrast between him and his bro. By 'something about' i mean infatuation. I didn't fall in love with the series, but the two boys, especially Damon Salvatore. He has BAD written all over him..major turn on. Why we all love them, it's all in the mystery. The energy. The strength. The vulnerability, yeah, they are vulnerable. And the fact that all one needs is a bite  to be immortal.

 2) SUCCUBI 

These are creatures/beings that suck people's energy mainly through  sex. which eventually kills them. Yeah, fascinating! And guess what, you have to be female to be a succubus! If people applied to be that i would! Spiders bite off their mates heads hence the black widow title, imagine having the power to be a man's last? yeah, you sex the life out of him! literally. Which brings me to the question, have you ever heard of the forever widows? Women who's husbands die  few years after marriage? someone say SUCCUBUS! I'm not sure if its the same with lesbians.

P|S I'm a succa for succubus!

 

3) WEREWOLVES

The Wikepedia describes them as humans with the ability to shape shift into wolves or anthropomorphic-wolf like creatures, either purposely, by being bitten by another werewolf, or after being placed under a curse. Why these creatures are to die for, during the day, he's your man but during the night, he's a cute-pet-like dog wolf. If i talk about this any FURther (get it?) I'll delve into bestiality. 

 

4)GOOD MEN

Don't give me that look! Just like ghosts, we have heard about them but no one has seen/ met one. A good man is a good thing to have, but very hard to find. That's why we'll have to make live with finding a hard man, who is also good to find.

 

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.  ~Lana Turner