bringing nerdy back!!! here's why, ladies!

In relationships, couples spend most of their time conversing. Good looks are just the initial trigger. Women look for brain power as they prefer mature men. For men, women's beauty is something they like to flaunt, initially. They love that women look at them in wonderment and admiration. (nerds) One advantage of dating a nerd, who doesn't score a high average in looks, is that there's little female competition.
Female rivalry is something that put women off.

Largely ignored in high school and overshadowed by their cooler classmates, nerds have something special to offer in the dating world. Namely, they are interesting, quirky and will treat you like gold. Ladies, is the reason you aren’t getting very far in the dating world because you haven’t let go of the girl you were in high school? We know it’s a stereotype, but sometimes women pine after the rebellious cool guy, the one that mothers hate and girlfriends envy. While we’re driving ourselves crazy to impress Mr. Cool, the undiscovered nerd is standing in the shadows waiting to be noticed. this soft-spoken loner is smart, sincere and will genuinely be nice to you. If you haven’t given a second look to the guy that looks like your former Chemistry tutor, perhaps you should delve deeper into this untapped resource.


. HE'S HEARTFELT
Although sometimes awkward, geeks are usually well-meaning and sincere. He wants to get to know you and feel comfortable with a real lady. Surely, it is quite a difference from the lonely nights with Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, but a welcome change nonetheless.


YOU WILL GET THE STAR TREATMENT
Often overlooked, these guys can appreciate a woman when they get one. Likely to be a priority in his life, they show you off to their friends, call when they say they will and will most likely impress Mom and Dad. Okay, so maybe you will be number 2 or 3 after the computer games and geek trivia, but you won’t be on a long list of ladies vying for some time with him.


HE'S A GENTLEMAN
A far cry from the smarmy creep at the bar, nerds are more likely to debate your favorite Superman villain than only go after that “one thing.” With little less relationship experience, his naïve fumbling with romantic advances come off as endearing and honest.


HE'S A GO-GO-GADGET BOY!
Nerds tend to be more tech-savvy than the average layman, so whenever a frustrating situation happens with cache memory, deleting cookies or synchronizing the network
he can get those gadgets to behave.

HE'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH
With quirky interests and a matching sense of humor; nerds can share some interesting trivia or strange hobbies and while laughing at themselves, too. It’s a welcome deviation from the “I’m too cool to laugh at myself” act.

HE KEEPS THE RIGHT COMPANY
Nerdy guys often have awkward geek friends. So instead of bad influences or disrespectful attitudes, your nerd man is hanging out with these guys playing SOLITARE. A welcome reprieve from the raunchy “Guys Night Out,” when who knows what could happen, these guys are spending time with the fellas discussing politics or network gaming. Plus, the buddies treat you nice when you come around, while your new man will be the hit in the group with such a hot gal on his arm.

YOU CAN BE YOURSELF
You don’t have to put on a show for these guys by wearing 4 inch heels and making yourself up to look like a goddess. We bet they wouldn’t mind your hair in a ponytail, the makeup-free glow, or your favorite jersey. You can be yourself around him and he won’t be the jerk that works so hard to make you feel ugly.

A MASSIVE EGO IS LESS LIKELY OF A PROBLEM

While everyone has an ego, a geeky guy probably won't have the kind of obnoxious get in a fight, stare at the waitress's ass bravado you find with all those douche bags on The Hills, for example. They haven't placed their self-worth on gaining social accolades and working the fickle popularity later, so therefore they don't expect it and won't act out in public if they don't get it. He's used to peacefully existing in the background, and might actually even prefer it—especially with you sitting next to him.


Like finding a diamond in the rough, your nerdy guy can be your own little treasure that no one has discovered yet. You will have to discover them, by the way. Nerdy ones are not the type to seek you out or make the first move, so you will have to be the brave one. But upon further examination, choosing a nerd may improve your chances of making a real connection.

Due to their neglected past, there are a bevy of nerdy gentlemen out there that never garnered a second look that are ready and willing to have a real relationship with someone that will give him a chance. So what if they are interested in geeky things? They make great companions because they stimulate the most vital organ: the brain.

because he's a man

Because he's a man, when he locks his keys in the car, he will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the AAA is not an option. he will win.

Because He's a man, when the car isn't running very well, he'll pop the hood and stare at the engine as if he knows what he's looking at. If another man shows up, one of them will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." they will then drink a couple of beers, as a form of holy communion.


Because he's a man, when he catches a cold, he needs someone to bring him soup and take care of him while he lies in bed and moans. You're a woman. You never get as sick as he does, so for you, this is no problem.

Because he's a man, he can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. he cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all he knows, these are the same thing.

Because he's a man, when one of his appliances stops working, he will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost him twice as much once the repair person gets there and has to put it back together.

Because he's a man, he does not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit you, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than he has to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; he doesn't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for his mother, too.

Because he's a man, you don't have to ask him if he liked the film. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, he didn't...and if you are feeling amorous afterwards...then he will certainly at least remember the name and recommend it to others.

Because he's a man, he thinks what you're wearing is fine. he thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can you just go now?

Because he's a man, and this is, after all, the 21st century, he will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the dishes, etc and he'll do the rest.... like wandering around the house holding beer, wondering what to do.

power of a man!

~ He can love a woman in a way that she's never been loved before, and yet hurt her with the same intensity.
~Treat a woman like a queen, then turnaround and make her wish she was never born.
~Make a woman cry with happiness and joy then down the lane make her cry with anger and hate.
~ Let a woman feel free and wanted but also make her feel disgusted and unworthy.
~ look a woman in the face and tell her how much he loves her but turnaround and sleep with her best friend.
~ During sex make her feel like heaven, or she's in heaven, and after some time make her feel like a whore.
~ To make a woman fall in love with him within days and hate him within minutes.
~ Change a woman from having her goals to living his goals other than hers.


__________WHY IS IT THAT MEN HAVE SUCH POWERS__________
~we give it to them. these powers wouldn't exist without a woman. so when times are hard and you realize he treats you bad, remember that it's because you allow him. Never underestimate your power because without it you are stuck with the power of a man.

ring my bell.... *dreamy*

Do you like making spoons in bed?
Or do you do it on all fours like beasts
Perhaps in the style of the missionaries
Or does she straddle you like a monkey on a stick?
Is she animated when you’re at it?
Thrashing about a lot
Or motionless like a resuscitation doll
Maybe you have her with trembling knees against a wall?
Mounting her roughly from behind
What about the wheelbarrow?
Have you tried that position?
Maybe bondage or spanking is your thing?
Do you play two way family favorites?
Kissing the inside of her milky white thigh
Before drinking from the velvet cup
Does she enjoy performing orally?
Is her behavior quite low, morally
Base and sluttish
Or is she prim and proper
Prudish about being rude-ish

Maybe it’s not what you do but who you do it with
Vampish or tarty, dumb or smarty
Level headed or dotty
Intelligently spectacled
Scantily clad in edibles
What about role playing and dressing up
Does she wear uniforms of cotton or serge?
Do you play doctors and nurses?
Teacher and pupil
Acting out fantasies of filth
Do you do it wearing a hat?
Cross dressing perhaps
In a pencil skirt or floral dress
Leather goods or latex or pace
What about toys or sexual aids
No let’s not go there
What about swinging do you fancy that?
Arriving in a Porsche and going home in a Passat
Does she need to be of a certain physical type?
To be of the right dimensions?
Or proportions
Or perhaps pear shapedshade of brown eyes
Hair, long and flawless
ponytall or let down
Do you like her beaver wild or tamed?
Does a Brazilian look too much like you need a swipe card?
And if it looks like Adolph Hitler’s moustache do you care
When her breasts are released are they like airbags deploying
Or are they small and pert just enough for toying
Are you fussy about her appearance?
Or is a pulse all she needs
Perhaps you’re not even that fussy

Is she noisy when you’re on the nest?
Perhaps that’s what you like the best
Once she’s warmed up do you make her bellow?
So you have to turn her over and make her bite the pillow?
What about location does it matter where it’s done
Do you like it to be a public place?
When she’s sitting on your face
Do you like it al fresco in the woods or maybe the park
Or does a dog sniffing your bum put you off your stroke
At someone’s party under a pile of coats
At the cinema or theatre
Out back in a dark alley way
In the car? We’ve all done it there
All around the house in the bathroom and on the stair
Well you can do it in the hall or on the kitchen table
Even on the toilet if she doesn’t care
It doesn’t matter what you do to ring each others bell
Or where you ring it bloody hell
Just as long as all party’s are willing and able
That’s the best thing of all and the most important
And the most exiting when she tells you yes

PMSing baaaaaaaaad!

Dear Mr. Always CEO,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 8 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ or Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I'd probably go about my daily chores and routine. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. CEO? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into a sick looking bitch that will be spewing her guts out, tummy hurting like crazy, joints going numb and my back aching like that of a frigging overworked donkey!@

As brand CEO in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flow down there. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to chop off her boyfriend's testicles just because he told her he thought CougarTown was stupid and not funny!. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that the world is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants, every 'periodic' day. Which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period."

Are you fucking kidding me?

What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-CEO brain really think happiness—actual smiling, laughing happiness—is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, CEO? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to stuff your face with anything edible, and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march out, to that freaking bastard who pissed you last week and you just figured you needed to kill him!. For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the knife" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be a 80/= drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. Always.

Best.


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