Argonaut
The argonaut octopus is a type of nautilus. This tentacle animal swims around in the ocean, but while it’s busy looking for food and checking out the sights, the argonaut’s penis simply detaches itself and swims away to look for lady-parts. When scientists first encountered the disembodied penis, they thought it was a parasitic worm. It was only years later that they discovered the swimming organ was actually a zombie-like sperm bomb.
Fascinating! really..would you imagine if that really happened to human beings??? imagine walking down the street and bam! a penis starts sniffing sniffing searching for a way through your skirt to the lady-parts....OMG THE HORROR!!!! COME ON! HIDE THE WOMEN AND THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which makes me think, wouldn't that be great an excuse just to leave work early, or not show up at work?
"Excuse me sir, but there's this penis that's been following me the whole day, can i go home??." or, "sir, i can't leave my house, my neighbors penis just detached itself."
Anyway, a life of ducking flying penises isn't fun....quite weird.
Anyway, a life of ducking flying penises isn't fun....quite weird.
If I had a penis for a day... First thing I'd do is swivel my hips and get it going like a windmill ~ Emy Wanza
A penis , nay, millions of penises with minds of their own? Sounds worse than any apocalyptic movie I've ever seen! Oscar-winning material... You've outdone yourself, Emy!!! heh!!!
ReplyDeleteDetached penile appendages worming through the streets? Yuck!
ReplyDeleteFunny post...i think it will b great comedy watching women "cuming and moaning" in a restaurant,bus stops or in office meetings because of an unrelenting detached penis!
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