Thursday, April 28, 2011

It's all fun and games......

   This life we living in should never be taken seriously, as some idiot once said, no one gets out alive anyway. We tend to take everything at face value, judging before we fit in others shoes and pointing fingers at situations we can't tell of the when, the where and the why. We are an uptight lot. Anyway, that's not what this post is really about. It's about funny situations that lead to serious cases.


      It's all fun and games until verbal abuse upgrades to physical abuse. I have a friend who always argued with the boyfriend and the scenario always turned ugly with name-calling in public. Until this one day she asked us for lunch because she wanted 'to talk'...she showed up with a black eye. Apparently the boyfriend lost it, his tempers, because she called some chic he's been vibing for a while a 'whore'. It was time to proclaim her ass single and leave the guy.

    It's all fun and games until you're at the gynaecologist your legs uncrossed & your fingers crossed.one word. TOYS!...and condoms, and tampons. Explaining any farther would turn graphic

   It's all fun and games on twitter until people start calling each others names. It always starts with sub-tweets, or CCs, and as for me, it started when i called one @mbusih a punk ass. LOL. Then the TTs, you go in on one, tweet shit and before you know it, you've created 'enemies'. This thing we call twitter is complicated.

     It's all fun and games until your mum realizes she only pays 3 sh for a voice message, and tells every other relative that it's OK to leave a voice message....since it's cheap. Yes, now my mum leaves voice messages and most of the time, it's nothing nice. Her asking why I'm not picking my phone with her -I'd smack-your-ass-if-I-was-near- tone.

  It's all fun and games until someones loses the key to the handcuffs. For the Kinky and the kinkees.

  It's all fun and games until that friend, boyfriend, that you always thought was gay, hits on you. Or your friend, girlfriend, tells you shit she feels about you, had one of those experiences. http://emywanza.blogspot.com/2011/03/that-day-i-actually-kissed-girl.html




when someone embraces your unique & beautiful brand of crazy, hang onto them fiercely ~Emy Wanza

2 comments:

  1. nice one, am liking your write ups, they give me the courage to continue writing!
    cheers

    ReplyDelete