Friday, November 5, 2010

WOMEN DRIVERS

am pretty sure that woman had a good reason....or not.

when anything (our cars) breakdown, we loose our minds...+ one shoe (it's always one shoe,why??) + a piece of clothing....and what the hell is that she's trying to change the tyre with???

i bet she's calling the boyfriend, cursing him for not taking her wherever she was going.....then she'll ask him to come help her out.....before the popo arrive.

we never know our car sizes...& bra sizes..& shoe sizes...& clothes sizes...that's why we always squeeze ourselves in anything 2 sizes smaller.

sometimes we just don't know when to shut up...best solution, that ^^^^..

this is what happens when a few PMSing drivers meet..enough said.

BEST THING AFTER HUMAN HAIR WEAVES
it's been said again and again that women are bad drivers..well,

Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn. 
Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
Women can get out of traffic offenses by pouting. This will get men arrested.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

of life and lemons.....






When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
i mean, you are living already, do with the lemons, the dead sorta envy you and they'd do anything to have the lemons.

When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!
there's always something good about life, if you look really hard. try and make every bad thing positive and the ones you can't change. forget and  move on.

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
yeah, if you believe in a higher deity. Never be content with what life gives you, always strive for better things. if you get a crappy job, thank God you have it, but no one said you can't keep praying for a better job and pay.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then let everyone wonder how the heck you did it.
At times people make us to believe we are loosers. Nothing is ever the way you want it to be, people se nothing good of you and you never seem to get out of the rut you're in. other than branding yourself a looser, surprise everyone, strive to make it, it always pays off.

When life gives you lemons, collect them one day life will stop and u would have the most lemons ever.
Ok, that is for everyone who just gave up. It's always good to be the miserable goon everyone knows, it's a title, right?

When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party...
Exactly! i believe that's self explanatory... it's all about friends and sometimes family.

When life gives you lemons alter their DNA and make super lemons!!!
making the best out of everything, that's whatssup! Nothing is ever that bad, if altered.

When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons.
NO one really cares. every body prolly has lemons, the last thing they want to hear is yu talk about your lemons..

When life gives you lemons sell them on.
Human is into energy. bad energy is transferable. Don't be miserable alone, spread it! if at a 'price', even better!

When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
LOl, more like suicide. 
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in his eye
When life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut..
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt

if there's one thing i came to know, life hates lemons.