Sunday, May 1, 2011

what do we(men) want???

Want;  having a desire to possess or do something.

What do we want. Basically, Food, Shelter, clothing, and a coupla luxuries.
But what do women want?? Women want multiple Orgasms, chocolate and the words 'i love you' often, also, we need to be told we are beautiful every now and then. Not forgetting the shoes that hurt like hell, costing us a fortune and some always finding a place in the darkest rooms. We want someone to listen to our every whims and whimper but at the same time we need to be left alone.We want someone who adores us but still gives us space. We want to be looked at, but not ogled.
 To blanket everything, EVERY WOMAN WANTS WHAT THE OTHER BITCH GOT.

Men want nothing but a naked woman who knows when to talk and when to shut up...the shutting up matters a lot to this breed. They hate hints. They want details. They hate being nagged. They prefer nudity to lingerie. They love food..and sports. To them, Chic flicks are for pussies. Keep your handbag to your armpits and if somebody has to hold it for you, don't ask him to do it. You know that sweater he likes?? the one you hate so much because he's always wearing it??? Never ever use it as a rug just because it has to go. Leave his shit alone. If he likes his socks in the underwear drawer, put them in the underwear drawer.


If somebody invented vibrating tampons women could enjoy their period ~Emy Wanza

There's always someone richer, prettier with better tits than you around the corner sister, so you better work on perfecting that blow-job. ~Emy Wanza
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