- Imagine if we had T-rex arms... ! Oh, what's a T-rex??? It's some kind of a dinosaur with very very short arms.
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| The forelimbs had only two clawed fingers along with an additional small representing the remnant of a third digit |
Yes, Imagine if we all had such arms. Life would be a hustle! How would we scratch our backs?? Do you know how hard it would be scratching our knees without face-plants? There'd be booming business for back and knee scratchers..
But on a serious note, most men would die of blue balls, because you can't nut off with these short arms, and entire fungal ecosystems would grow out of our belly buttons, for those of us who couldn't afford navel cleansers... And bar counters, they would have to be much higher than normal so we could nurse our beverages with ease.
So, next time you feel like a warped orangutan based on how unpretty you feel about your gangly arms, remember poor, extinct T-Rex, all blue balls and excess rage.
Now that we have self cleaning appliances, don't you think we should have self cleaning houses??? and self cleansing hair..i mean weaves, self charging phones..etc. Who wouldn't want that? And remote controls for remote controls, for those who keep losing theirs, i'd probably lose that too. Sometimes don't you wish you'd beep your keys just to know where they are? We need solutions and it's like the scientists aren't even trying!
Kenyan gospel is crap, yes, i said. Why would one use the beat to skip to ma lou for a gospel song, why would one want to sound like P-square??? Why do secular dance moves in your videos??? next we'll be shaking our bum bum to wi muthero....which reminds me, aren't they gully creeping in that wi mutheru video???
That I can buy a song while on the toilet using my phone means no one is really working on cancer, are they?
emy wanza
No matter how much you love someone, your whole world can change within 5 seconds of watching them run. ~emy wanza
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