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If your omelette does not turn into scrambled eggs, then i need to marry you.

Also, pancakes, if yours do not stick on the pan, then we should swap pans because I choose not to believe I can't cook pancakes. My pan is evil and it hates me...

Do you burn boiled eggs.....??
And every time you boil your milk, do you end up with half of what you had before boiling it? OMG! me too!

Why in the world don't we have 'good food' recipes with less than five ingredients..???

What is the first thing you think of when you run out of dishes/pans/ blah blah blah and the sink is loaded?? personally, I shout at the dishes "I'm not going to wash you! you are not the boss of me! you do not tell me what to do!"...then I curl up in a fetal position and take biscuits and juice

Basically I can't cook to save a roach and...and I need a smoke detector in my house.......also, my husband should be loaded enough to get us a chef. That is all.

Fashion...what's hot, what's not...and who cares!

"Emy, describe.....fashion."

"erm.............. clothes???"

"NO."

"OK."

Is it me or is everyone trying too hard fashion-wise??? what happened to simplicity?? what happened to the days when you just had to look good.. not really fashionable. What's with the million bangles??? what's with the hundred rings??? And why are women walking around in 6' high towers (heels) and will you all stop with the funny looking colored eye shadows!

and, leggings are not pants! cover your ass! Not with a skirt, stupid! or a dress...leggings/jeggings go well with dress-tops (say what?). If your skirt is short and you have to cover your legs, put on stockings, not leggings.

Have you ever seen a woman who's matched the handbag with the earrings and the belt and the shoes! then the top with the bangles and the pants/skirt matching the top and thought, "this is one sad woman?" that's just me?? Oh well

I know my bra strap is showing, and yes, I don't care. Go chew one! ~Emy

I'll put on a weave if i ever feel like it, if you have a problem with that, go hump a horse! ~Emy

this twitty twitter...blergh

Twitter is becoming obnoxious.
 Yeah, I said it.

In case you didn't notice, idiocy is spreading like wild fire. It all started with #teamroast where tweeps would tell off someone for doing something 'unacceptable'. Then came #teamWeHaveMorals bashing #teamroast. Out of all that, some people felt 'targeted' and before we knew it, tweefing was born. Tweeps choosing to tell each other off on the timeline. Been there, don't remind me.Out of all that, people get more followers because, you know, mutual followers see the conversation and RT everything.


Now, we have #LeakedDMs all over our TLs. Tweeps saw how people RTed leaked DMs, now they are doing it intentionally. Why the sudden need for followers and attention??? Why not leak a DM where you're borrowing money, or dumping someone, or getting dumped....or, thanking someone for a lay well done...or, or, OR leak a DM where they are telling off someone for DMing them, i do that.

Why are we stooping so low as to hack Acs and leak DMs? Why the sudden hate on someone once they get 'roasted' or 'beefed'?

I thing we are doing twitter wrong. There's something we are doing wrong. We are trusting each other a bit too much. We are taking twitter seriously. We are becoming a bunch of ATTENTION WHORES!

I will not sink with the few KOT who are making twitter shitty. I'll tweet what i think is funny. If I have nothing to say, I'll tweet fart/fat/phat/nakidme jokes.