Friday, November 5, 2010

WOMEN DRIVERS

am pretty sure that woman had a good reason....or not.

when anything (our cars) breakdown, we loose our minds...+ one shoe (it's always one shoe,why??) + a piece of clothing....and what the hell is that she's trying to change the tyre with???

i bet she's calling the boyfriend, cursing him for not taking her wherever she was going.....then she'll ask him to come help her out.....before the popo arrive.

we never know our car sizes...& bra sizes..& shoe sizes...& clothes sizes...that's why we always squeeze ourselves in anything 2 sizes smaller.

sometimes we just don't know when to shut up...best solution, that ^^^^..

this is what happens when a few PMSing drivers meet..enough said.

BEST THING AFTER HUMAN HAIR WEAVES
it's been said again and again that women are bad drivers..well,

Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn. 
Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
Women can get out of traffic offenses by pouting. This will get men arrested.

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