Monday, October 11, 2010

as told by women....



Don't pretend we don't tell you when something's wrong. Come on now. Increased food intake. Foot tapping. Crossed arms.crying, pouting....c'mon! isn't that enough for you to know something is wrong?.

We love to hear we are beautiful. Breaking it down into specifics is even better.

We're not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we're not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it's not a given.

We don't expect you to read our minds. We expect you to ask. and insist.

We remember if you told us you would call us tomorrow, so if you don't mean tomorrow, say "soon." No woman will ever hold it against you if you call when you say you will, and we always notice when you don't.

We want you to have your "guy time." In fact, if you don't have a great group of men to hang around, it's a turn-off.

we like doing stuff by ourselves sometimes— drive our careers, pay the bills, fix broken appliances, assemble furniture. The only place we don't have to do it ourselves is in the bedroom. For that one small slice of the day, we'll actually give up control and let someone else own us. So, own us.


Why do you spell "you" as "u" in a text? Spell it out. Is it really that hard?txtn lyk dis is a turn off. leaves ??? to ur maturity.

If you tell us you love us during sex, it will only confuse us. We won't know whether the sentiment is genuine or blurted out in the heat of passion. If you mean it and want to tell us, wait until we're fully clothed and you're fully sober.

you have our interest if you pick us up in a cab (and your car if you own one). You have our hearts if you drop us off and expect 'nothing'.

When we ask you to be honest, and your honest response is something you know we will be upset about, fib just a little. But only because you love us.

As much as we want to say that looks don't matter, they are a big part of first impressions. Physical attraction gets the door open, but pretty much from there, it really is your personality that will carry you.

back massages and foot rubs are a complete turn on.. do them often. shows you care.

thank me later

1 comment:

  1. On point! Every guy should read this. Women are not complicated, its the little things that go a long way...

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